Irony Defined.

Here is an interesting non-scientific poll of Fox News' viewers.

Where do you stand?

Err, it's a little big. Sorry. You can take the quiz here.

Which Summer Marvel Movie Are You Most Excited About?

100% said Iron Man, rather than The Incredible Hulk or Punisher: War Zone.

What would you rather live without?

33% Dishwasher
66% Washing Machine

33% of you people are crazy. I would rather live without a washing machine and go to a laundromat once a week than have to wash dishes all the time.

Who would you rather fight?

100% said William Shatner
0% said Abraham Lincoln

If you could time travel, where would you rather go?

According to my poll...

The past: 0%
The future : 100%

Which Republican candidate would you rather have as president?

Here's the tally:

0% said Huckabee
25% said Paul
75% said McCain

Out of all the Republicans that were running, I think McCain is probably the best choice.

Which is your favorite season?

75% voted for Summer
25% (that's me) voted for Winter.

Am I the only one that likes snow?

Which comic strip do like better?

100% like Calvin and Hobbes better than Dilbert. They are both fine comic strips, but Calvin and Hobbes is definitely better.

How many days will you be away from home for Christmas?

According to my poll:

66% said 0 days
33% said 4-5 days

Fascinating poll, eh?

Which Power Would You Rather Have?

According to my poll:

50% said flight
50% said invisibility

Poll Results.

My last poll, found under my profile picture on the right, just ended. The results of "Where would you rather live?" are:

Tucson, AZ - 16%
Pittsburgh, PA - 16%
Pasadena, CA - 16%
Toronto, Ontario - 16%

and the winner:

Zurich, Switzerland - 33%

If it ain't collapsin', don't fix it.

Would you pay more in taxes to fix America's aging infrastructure? Fox News' audience says no way. I guess a lot of people think that potentially collapsing bridges, exploding underground steam pipes, and failing levees aren't worth the cash to fix before they become problems.

I'm not a fan of Fox News, but I do like seeing the results of polls of their audience.